Sunday, April 15, 2012

Christmas gifts, which we did not order


- The increase in prices by an average of 7-10%.
- Reducing the level of payment for work on average 25-30%.
- Reduced demand for goods and services by 50-70%.

How many children have been bad this year, if Santa Claus is preparing such gifts.

Speaking of gifts. Do you remember your gifts for NG? . Since parents were going to the money, then the matinee DM Snow Maiden distributed to each participant politetilenovomu bag of sweets and chocolate. The main attraction was a gift package itself - certainly opaque, with a New Year picture.

By filling the gift can be judged on the state of affairs in the country. After the purchase was carried out by an amount feasible for every budget - m. e. 20-30 parents had to agree to allocate the money. And once a gift is a chocolate candy - it's not that bad. If you prevail sosuchki - sucks. Special sweets are happy to ' Gulliver ' and ' Red Riding Hood '. It now has Mars and Snickers and Gulliver, and were then cap. Huge wafer candies, chocolate covered. The first hit in the stomach, they. Their equivalent in times of famine, Lemon served waffles - waffles with lemon flavor essences merzkovytym.

Very rarely come across chocolate figures. In my memory, or a chocolate Santa Claus were a rabbit in the bag only to privately produced gifts from unions or wealthy businesses. Chocolate figure was a sign of high-end gift.

In the New Year has always been possible to get a few gifts. The first - from the school or kindergarten. The second from the parents, a third of the grandparents. Others - with various matinees.

The number of matinees quickly instills the idea that Santa Claus - just naebka and provocation. He comes for the first time in school, then to the Pope 's matinee at the factory, and finally, set ajar home drunk. The impression is that he can not napozdravlyat you. So even four- child no longer believes in the guys in red robe. But something strange happens, my daughter believes in Santa Claus, although not believe in those who played on the matinees. The paradox? . I do not believe in the church, but I believe in God. somehow. Rational relation to the irrational - and children are much more sober and calm adults think they say what they see and think.

I do not know how to pass in the mornings this year, but this 10-day vacation - this is unnecessary. Last I remember these holidays with a shudder. Silence: phones are silent, do nothing, all you can drink - drunk, eat - eaten. Life on the verge of psychosis. Now if we combine it with the current nervous environment, it will just be a blast. It would be better to hire people kicked out so quickly. There will be fewer drunks on the streets.

And I have a tradition on New Year's sleep. A glass of champagne on the side. That's the whole New Year. Bored? .

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